✨ Ooh, the second rarest offering! Just like an in-game Celestial box, this Celestial Jeff Box is limited to our highest-performing players, and contains items of power--rewards personalized by the Admins themselves.

✨ Remember in The Little Mermaid where they stole Ariel's voice and put it in a seashell? It's kind of like that, minus the seashell. This Jeff Box contains the voice of Jeff Hays himself, man of thousand voices. For you, he'll record a fun little custom something in a voice from Dungeon Crawler Carl. Want to have Donut read your phone message? or Carl wish your bestie Happy Birthday? This could be your only chance.

Note: Since this is a customizable tier, you will have to provide some information about what you'd like read by Jeff before he records your piece. We reserve the right to reject requests that fall outside of the line of propriety (hate speech, etc). If you have any questions about the specifics of your preferred request before backing, please reach out to [email protected] and we'd be happy to give clarification.

 ✨ Oh, and guess what? This tier ALSO contains an original piece of character artwork from Brett Bean! Nice.

✨ Check out all the other awesome loot in this box!

✨ But there's a catch. This is a LIMITED tier of only 5... Jeff's got more important things to do, you know (namely, coming up with an original voice for every age, gender, and species in the known universe).

Note: This reward contains every printed edition of the book, which will themselves include all Fan Box voting-unlocked book upgrades!