Hello! Why are you here? Reading my bio, I mean. How in the world don't you have somwthing more meaningful or iseful to do? Surely you could tidy up your place a bit, or exercise, or cook an actual human-made meal for a change. Or help save a stranded puppy or kitten. They're so cute. Yes, they quickly become not cute and a real pain in the ass, but that would make you a HERO! Don't you want to be a hero? Of course! So get up and become the super-you you never thought existed and leave my fracking bio alone.
Bye.
Bye for reals now.
Ahem.
[Unease in the air]
Hmmm-k. 42. Thanks for reading.
Bye.
Bye for reals now.
Ahem.
[Unease in the air]
Hmmm-k. 42. Thanks for reading.
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