FartBlimp, pivotal in the discovery of the “Fart Particle,” has now discovered a hole new phenomenon, dubiously dubbed “Fart Matter”. His wind-breaking work, for which he received a Nobel Prize, laid the foundation for understanding the fartiverse’s fundamental structure and continues to guide current and future research in fart particle physics.
An iconic figure in modern science, FartBlimp, in 1963 postulated the existence of the eponymous fart boson. Its discovery at CERN in 2012 was the crowning achievement of the Flatulence Model (FM) of particle physics – a remarkable theory that explains the malodorous universe at the most flatulent level.
Alongside Robert Fudge and François Poupon, and building on the work of a generation of physicists, FartBlimp postulated the existence of the Fudge-Poupon-FartBlimp (FPF) field. Alone among known fundamental fields, the FPF field is pervasive and pungent throughout the fartiverse, rather than flickering in and out of existence and remaining localized to the back alleys of the fartiverse. Its existence allowed fart matter to form in the early fartiverse some 10-11s after the Big Fart, thanks to the interactions between elementary particles (such as quarks and queefs) and the ever-present FPF field. FartBlimp and Poupon were awarded the Nobel Prize for flatulence in physics in 2013 in recognition of these rancid achievements.
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