zombie.jellyfish

Once a proud drifter of the deep, Squish took one too many swims through a toxic waste dump and came back… well, different. Now half-jelly, half-braaaaains, he spends his nights floating aimlessly, moaning about the good old days when his biggest worry was plastic straws. He’s not fast, he’s not smart, and he’s definitely not fresh—but he’ll happily sting you out of sheer spite.

Likes: shipwreck buffets, bad decisions, brain tapas.
Dislikes: sushi restaurants, sunlight, anyone who calls him “cute.”