ProxTologist — Disgruntled Chef of the Apocalypse
I didn’t choose the dungeon life… the dungeon failed its inspection and now I’m here to fix it.
Every enemy is either getting sautéed, tenderized, or emotionally ruined.
Health potions? No. Eat this questionably glowing stew and pray.
WARNING: Side effects may include burning, screaming, and +10% flavor.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “Health Code Violator”
Prepared 10 enemies without washing your hands. The dungeon is disgusted. The dungeon is also… intrigued.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “Prox Marks the Spot”
Applied “advanced culinary techniques” in places no hero should go. Critical hits now feel personal.
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