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The Royal Grumble

Hi. 

I have a name (it’s James) but I am more formally known as the royal guard of the Royal Grumble (collective noun for pugs, the grumble part, the royalty part is just a given, no seriously pugs have a long history as royal dogs which is pretty much the only reason they got this far as clearly they’re not the best for fending for themselves).

Anyway, I’m stuck in a dungeon with my 3 pugs trying my best to find the next damn stairwell whilst providing an endless stream of belly rubs but that’s life now, I would say it sucks but no more work and I get to spend the rest of my days with the creatures I love the most, I just wish the number of days wasn’t so, well, numbered!

 

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