PLAYER PROFILE: HERMIT
Class: Guy With Opinions About IT / Accidental Consultant
Status: Employed. Somehow.
Status: Employed. Somehow.
SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: Scanning biographical data...
Meet Hermit.
At some point Hermit looked at the cybersecurity consulting industry - an industry built almost entirely on rolling up to organizations, generating a document cataloguing every way they were failing, collecting a check, and leaving - and thought: there has to be a better way to do this. Whether he has actually found that better way remains, statistically speaking, an open question.
He started a firm anyway.
His skill tree is what the system charitably classifies as "broad." Infrastructure. Cloud. Software. Enough overlap between all three to be genuinely useful in meetings and to make his business cards very confusing. The dungeon's categorization engine attempted to assign him a primary class three times before giving up and logging him as "miscellaneous."
He does not consider this an insult.
Known Weaknesses: Numerous. Undisclosed.
Threat Assessment: Moderate-to-elevated, depending on whether he's had coffee and whether your organization has documented its change management process. Spoiler: it hasn't.
[BIOGRAPHY COMPLETE] The system notes this player submitted no formal "About Me." The system has chosen to interpret this as mystique rather than avoidance.
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