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Jaron R. M. Johnson
3 days ago
⏱️ Quick update, art previews, more to come soon!
Hey gang!

Sorry for the quick and dirty update. I just got word that we're gonna have the Arcana Americana Beta PDF by end of next week - sorry for the teeny delay! The upshot is, I am expecting to have some preview content from both Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail next week as well, so stick with me and I'll bring you lots of treats (and maybe a trick or two) very soon!

As recompense, I am bringing you some TASTY art previews instead!

BEHOLD!
The Pits of Food vs. Man

A debate held over a drained reflecting pool

NOIR DRAGONS!!??

Bonus points for people who name this reference in the comments ;)


See you guys next week!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
15 days ago
🦅📘 Murka Preview: Arcana Americana, Equipment & Treasure (MAGIC ITEMS WOO)!
It's spooky season, and what could be spookier than a satirical DnD supplement looming in your inbox?

Actually, a lot of things. Clowns, for example. Or sea monsters. I hate those things.
  
Here's a sketch of a WIP piece from Chromatic Gamut as well, which I am REALLY enjoying lmao.


PDF Preview for Arcana Americana's Equipment & Treasure is here!

BOOM Look at us go, another month and another chapter preview. Also wanted to let you guys know that we've brought on two new layout artists and we're doing all three books in parallel now to guarantee we hit our milestones!

Rather than linking the preview, the PDF is being distributed through Backerkit. You should get an email with a link to the download shortly, if you haven't got it already. All future previews will be disseminated the same way (this helps cut down on our file storage costs).   

This is a work-in-progress preview of the Equipment & Treasure Chapter of Arcana Americana. This chapter includes information on Murka's (troubled) economy as well as firearms rules, magic items and artifacts!

Some quick notes:
  • This is a work-in-progress. 
    • Many of the elements you see here are still being re-worked or re-arranged. Some of the page elements are not final, and you may see art placeholders throughout. This is close to what the final product will look like, but expect some changes along the way!
  • If you find any concerns, issues, or errors, please tell us!
    • There is now a QR code at the beginning of the preview PDF, which you can use to provide us feedback! You can also leave a comment here, send me an email (jaron at valafoundry.com), reach out to us on the QuasiReal Discord, or send a carrier pigeon if you can manage it! Happy to take any feedback you have.
  • There's more where this came from!
    • We're hard at work figuring out exactly what our cadence for these updates will be. I want you guys to have a steady stream of preview material, but I have to reconcile that against asking our layout artist to provide frequent updates - please be patient while we keep figuring this out, we appreciate you!


Short update this time around, really just wanted to get this preview content into your hands. 

Talk more soon!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
about 2 months ago
🦅🗓️ Murka Timeline is Finally Here!
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date totally platonic professional Backerkit update with no romantic implications whatsoever!

What the hell is that rabbit doing here...?

New Astral Crystal Firearms! Art from the lovely Bianca Papalardo


The Murka fulfillment timeline is here!

First off, apologies for how long this took. As I'm sure you can imagine, there are a lot of moving pieces in putting together a schedule, organizing artwork, getting quotes from manufacturers, and coordinating with all the teams with hands on a given book—and we're making three books, so this took three times as long as I had originally estimated. That's on me; we've never taken on such a huge undertaking, and I underestimated what a lift it would be to get a complete picture.  

But no more waiting, here are the major milestones you can look forward to, distilled into a TLDR;, 
  • October 1st - Orders and Surveys are locked
  • October 18th - Arcana Americana Beta PDF is completed and released
  • December 6th - Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail Beta PDFs are both completed and released
  • December 20th - Books begin printing. After they're printed, the manufacturer will ship them overseas to us.
  • March 2nd - Books begin shipping from our warehouse here in the US to all backers

One of the biggest shifts we've made is hiring an additional layout artist to move us along quicker. This is going to allow both Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail to finish out their layout processes in parallel, saving us a boatload of time. 

Expect some more preview content from us for Arcana Americana soon, as we're trying to get this material into your hands as quickly as possible. You can expect additional preview content for the other two books as we go as well!

Thanks for your patience and understanding - this has been a transformative process and a monumental effort from everyone involved. We're moving as quickly as possible, and there are a lot of hands on this project, but as it's coming together, I couldn't be more proud. I really, really think you guys are going to like what's on the way. And once the books are in your hands, I think you'll feel that it's worth the wait.

Thanks again. Talk soon. <3


Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
2 months ago
🦅📘 Murka Preview: Arcana Americana, Chapters 3, 4, and 5!
The updates will continue until morale improves. After that, they will continue to continue, because we make the rules.

(Literally, we wrote all of the rules in these books.)

A mockup of what the Deluxe Edition cover of Arcana Americana will look like! Foil on clothbound cover. Still a ways to go before we finalize it, but it's coming together!


PDF Preview for Chapters 3, 4, and 5 of Arcana Americana is here!

Our layout artist is absolutely CRUISIN' along right now, and has put together a nice, new, sizable preview update for your enjoyment!

Rather than linking the preview, the PDF is being distributed through Backerkit. You should get an email with a link to the download shortly, if you haven't got it already. All future previews will be disseminated the same way (this helps cut down on our file storage costs).   

This is a work-in-progress preview of Chapters 3, 4, and 5 of Arcana Americana. This contains information about the three main setting locations: Washtown (the capital of Murka), Sea Addled (the jewel of the pacific northwest), and Holly Woods (the dark heart of Murkan mass entertainment).

Some quick notes:
  • This is a work-in-progress. 
    • Many of the elements you see here are still being re-worked or re-arranged. Some of the page elements are not final, and you may see art placeholders throughout. This is close to what the final product will look like, but expect some changes along the way!
  • If you find any concerns, issues, or errors, please tell us!
    • There is now a QR code at the beginning of the preview PDF, which you can use to provide us feedback! You can also leave a comment here, send me an email (jaron at valafoundry.com), reach out to us on the QuasiReal Discord, or send a carrier pigeon if you can manage it! Happy to take any feedback you have.
  • There's more where this came from!
    • We're hard at work figuring out exactly what our cadence for these updates will be. I want you guys to have a steady stream of preview material, but I have to reconcile that against asking our layout artist to provide frequent updates - please be patient while we keep figuring this out, we appreciate you!


Short update this time around, really just wanted to get this preview content into your hands. 

Talk more soon!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
3 months ago
🦅📘 Murka Preview: Arcana Americana, Chapter 1!
Okay so look, I am acutely aware that I am late to this particular posting party,
BUT!!!
If Ohio can show up 150 years late to *checks notes* becoming a legitimate state, then I politely ask for forgiveness for my week of tardiness. Please have mercy!

The Hero of... Torch.

PDF Preview for Chapter 1 of Arcana Americana is here!

Look we all know why you clicked this update. You know it. I know it. Your neighbor's cat is somehow vaguely aware of it. You wanna see this PDF preview. I'm glad to hear it!

This is a work-in-progress preview of Chapter 1 for Arcana Americana. This contains some of the setting and history of Murka, updated from the first book to encompass some of the more-recent (but not PRECISELY recent because otherwise we'd be writing and rewriting indefinitely) events that the kingdom of Murka has faced.

Some quick notes:
  • This is a work-in-progress. 
    • Many of the elements you see here are still being re-worked or re-arranged. Some text wraps incorrectly, like on page 23. Some of the page elements are not final. This is close to what the final product will look like, but expect some changes along the way!
    • We're planning on replacing the chapter image for this with that Murkan Gothiccc piece I shared in the last update—if you haven't seen it yet, go check it out!
  • If you find any concerns, issues, or errors, please tell us!
    • You can leave a comment here, send me an email (jaron at valafoundry.com), reach out to us on the QuasiReal Discord, or send a carrier pigeon if you can manage it! Happy to take any feedback you have.
  • There's more where this came from!
    • We're hard at work figuring out exactly what our cadence for these updates will be. I want you guys to have a steady stream of preview material, but I have to reconcile that against asking our layout artist to provide frequent updates - please be patient while we keep figuring this out, we appreciate you!

The Roadmap

... is coming soon! Sorry about this. Vala Foundry, QuasiReal, and Vala Marketing are in our busiest season, which also happens to coincide with vacation season. We're still putting this together, we just need a bit more time. The main thing we're trying to do as we build this roadmap is figure out the most efficient path towards finishing this book as quickly as possible—the last thing we want is to bring you a roadmap that's like "Yeah okay, so we'll have the finished books done sometime in 2029, enjoy waiting!" because that would suck for everyone, lol.

So, seriously, I apologize for the delay. I promise this is on the way. The person who is in charge of this roadmap (and like a million other things), Cheyenne, has been working SO hard to get all of this put together, there's just a lot of moving parts, and she's got a lot on her plate. Please send some love her way in the comments.

Thanks again for everything. Your support, your kind words, your patience—I can't thank you guys enough.



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
4 months ago
📕📑 Murka Book & PDF Status Update
HI YES HELLO, I--
*falls down stairs*
I AM STILL HERE, I AM ALIVE, I JUST--
*falls down another set of stairs*
WAIT, OPEN THIS UPDATE, I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS, PLEASE DON'T--
*falls up stairs somehow*

Here, have a WIP preview of a new piece we're squeezing into these big-ass books. It's Sal the Dark Cloak's rendition of "Murkan Gothiccc" and I'm already loving how it's coming together.

Quick Developmental Book Update

Hey gang! Sorry it's been a minute. We're still adapting to our new lives as Vala Foundry, and we've been juggling so much new fun stuff (I'll share some more below, but wanna focus on Murka right now). 

Here's a quick update of where the book is:
  • Setting text is 100% completed
  • Spells are 90% completed (need a final review)
  • Subclasses are 90% completed (need a final review)
  • Monsters are 80% completed (Brad is currently going through and updating them all to be both 2024 and 2014 compatible, everybody please comment "Thank you, Brad" on this update so I can show him)
  • Items are 90% completed (need a final review)   

As for layout, we've finally got our new layout artist tackling the project! I've asked for a preview and it sounds like by the end of next week, I'll have a big chunk of setting stuff for you guys next week, plus a roadmap timeline for when we can deliver you individual chapters. So be on the lookout for that!

I plan to release preview material out to you guys as it goes through layout, so you can start getting your dice-chucking paws on Murka (and also so you can inevitably find the typos that we swear we fixed already). I've seen some of the sneaky beaky preview stuff and it's so t-t-t-t-tasty. But I got bullied when I asked if I could share it before it was ready, so I just need everyone to bear with me until the end of next week and then I'll hook y'all up, I PROMISE.

Here's another sneaky beaky preview for our Guillaume Fierre mini - Hermz did an AMAZING job bringing the Flavor Savior to life!


Talk more soon

I will be back post-haste with plenty more to share. Thanks everyone for your patience, you guys are amazing. I can't wait to hear all your feedback and hopefully make y'all laugh.

Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

Jaron R. M. Johnson
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For backers who will receive physical books, we're debating on whether it is best to print those books in 2024 or in 2014. Whichever one doesn't go to print will still receive a PDF (e.g., if we print books in 2024, the 2014 PDF version will still be free for all backers), since that was what we always promised during the campaign. Please see the latest update for more details!

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over 1 year ago

Project Update: Your Free Sample PDF

Thank you for following Monsters of Murka! 

I’m sure you know by now, but Murka is a high-fantasy playable parody of the all-too-real, capitalist hellscape known as the United States of America.

What makes Murka different, you (didn’t) ask? I’ll tell you. Furry druids, dragons with guns for faces, food magic, Walmoria, gunchucks, explosives, items that aren’t just cursed, but cursed... You get the picture.

This world is a labor of love that my friends and I have been working on for 10 years oh my god, has it really only been five years? Are we in the finale episode of some television show jumping its 13th shark? What the hell is going on?

I hope you have fun with this little nearly 60-page sampler PDF. We picked stuff that we thought was bite-sized and funny, but there’s around 800 more pages of content where this came from. 

We'd love to meet you, answer your questions about Murka, and welcome you to our community. Just click here to join us on Discord! 

Cheers, thanks for reading this far. See you all real soon. 
Jaron R. M. Johnson, and the Action Fiction Faction 

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Project Update: ⏱️ Quick update, art previews, more to come soon!

Hey gang!

Sorry for the quick and dirty update. I just got word that we're gonna have the Arcana Americana Beta PDF by end of next week - sorry for the teeny delay! The upshot is, I am expecting to have some preview content from both Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail next week as well, so stick with me and I'll bring you lots of treats (and maybe a trick or two) very soon!

As recompense, I am bringing you some TASTY art previews instead!

BEHOLD!
The Pits of Food vs. Man

A debate held over a drained reflecting pool

NOIR DRAGONS!!??

Bonus points for people who name this reference in the comments ;)


See you guys next week!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

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Jaron R. M. Johnson
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15 days ago

Project Update: 🦅📘 Murka Preview: Arcana Americana, Equipment & Treasure (MAGIC ITEMS WOO)!

It's spooky season, and what could be spookier than a satirical DnD supplement looming in your inbox?

Actually, a lot of things. Clowns, for example. Or sea monsters. I hate those things.
  
Here's a sketch of a WIP piece from Chromatic Gamut as well, which I am REALLY enjoying lmao.


PDF Preview for Arcana Americana's Equipment & Treasure is here!

BOOM Look at us go, another month and another chapter preview. Also wanted to let you guys know that we've brought on two new layout artists and we're doing all three books in parallel now to guarantee we hit our milestones!

Rather than linking the preview, the PDF is being distributed through Backerkit. You should get an email with a link to the download shortly, if you haven't got it already. All future previews will be disseminated the same way (this helps cut down on our file storage costs).   

This is a work-in-progress preview of the Equipment & Treasure Chapter of Arcana Americana. This chapter includes information on Murka's (troubled) economy as well as firearms rules, magic items and artifacts!

Some quick notes:
  • This is a work-in-progress. 
    • Many of the elements you see here are still being re-worked or re-arranged. Some of the page elements are not final, and you may see art placeholders throughout. This is close to what the final product will look like, but expect some changes along the way!
  • If you find any concerns, issues, or errors, please tell us!
    • There is now a QR code at the beginning of the preview PDF, which you can use to provide us feedback! You can also leave a comment here, send me an email (jaron at valafoundry.com), reach out to us on the QuasiReal Discord, or send a carrier pigeon if you can manage it! Happy to take any feedback you have.
  • There's more where this came from!
    • We're hard at work figuring out exactly what our cadence for these updates will be. I want you guys to have a steady stream of preview material, but I have to reconcile that against asking our layout artist to provide frequent updates - please be patient while we keep figuring this out, we appreciate you!


Short update this time around, really just wanted to get this preview content into your hands. 

Talk more soon!



Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

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Jaron R. M. Johnson
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about 2 months ago

Project Update: 🦅🗓️ Murka Timeline is Finally Here!

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date totally platonic professional Backerkit update with no romantic implications whatsoever!

What the hell is that rabbit doing here...?

New Astral Crystal Firearms! Art from the lovely Bianca Papalardo


The Murka fulfillment timeline is here!

First off, apologies for how long this took. As I'm sure you can imagine, there are a lot of moving pieces in putting together a schedule, organizing artwork, getting quotes from manufacturers, and coordinating with all the teams with hands on a given book—and we're making three books, so this took three times as long as I had originally estimated. That's on me; we've never taken on such a huge undertaking, and I underestimated what a lift it would be to get a complete picture.  

But no more waiting, here are the major milestones you can look forward to, distilled into a TLDR;, 
  • October 1st - Orders and Surveys are locked
  • October 18th - Arcana Americana Beta PDF is completed and released
  • December 6th - Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail Beta PDFs are both completed and released
  • December 20th - Books begin printing. After they're printed, the manufacturer will ship them overseas to us.
  • March 2nd - Books begin shipping from our warehouse here in the US to all backers

One of the biggest shifts we've made is hiring an additional layout artist to move us along quicker. This is going to allow both Chromatic Gamut and Restaurants & Retail to finish out their layout processes in parallel, saving us a boatload of time. 

Expect some more preview content from us for Arcana Americana soon, as we're trying to get this material into your hands as quickly as possible. You can expect additional preview content for the other two books as we go as well!

Thanks for your patience and understanding - this has been a transformative process and a monumental effort from everyone involved. We're moving as quickly as possible, and there are a lot of hands on this project, but as it's coming together, I couldn't be more proud. I really, really think you guys are going to like what's on the way. And once the books are in your hands, I think you'll feel that it's worth the wait.

Thanks again. Talk soon. <3


Yours across the plains of Midwesteros,

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