Enter a World where Capitalism is King. Then, punch it in the face. Monsters of Murka is a Platinum-Best-Selling trilogy of campaign settings for 5e D&D. We've added hundreds of new spells, items, and monsters, all with that over-the-top Murka flavor!
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🕹️🔧 NEW PLAYTEST PDF: SPELLS! | Update on the 2014/2024 Printing
Did you know: Your liver is the only organ in your body that can completely regenerate itself. I know this because I am currently like 90% of the way to completely regenerati...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
about 1 month ago
📊🗳️ NEW POLL for Printed Books | New Playtest PDF Coming Soon!
The word "poll" seems to be etymologically newer than I thought (~1300 AD) and it basically means "head" or "one among you," like an interpretation of the noun "vote." I don'...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
about 2 months ago
🩺🩹 Short Personal Update W/ Some Medical Stuff
Hey gang!
I'm breaking our typical update convention just to share some fun/exciting personal stuff. Gonna talk about medical stuff below, so if that squicks you out, this i...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
2 months ago
🕹️🔧 Playtest Murka Subclasses Available NOW! Community Suggested Addition Poll Results Inside!
I wonder if the 2021 movie Don't Look Up had any effect on dictionary sales.
Also, please enjoy this image of our new "Falling Squirrel" beast native to Senekal Park in Magn...
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
3 months ago
🗳️🍾 Happy New Year! Community Suggested Addition Votes are OPEN!
Whew, we haven't talked to you guys since last year. Which would be funny if we had reached out at the end of December, but it's actually been since November. TIME FLIES.
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Jaron R. M. Johnson
4 months ago
⏱️⏳ LAST CHANCE to have your ideas added to the world of Murka! TWO DAYS LEFT!
I hope your thanksgiving was phenomenal. I know normally I use this top line to make some smarmy joke and elicit as many eye rolls as possible, but I just genuinely wanna ...
The Platinum-Best-Selling trilogy, Monsters of Murka, is back like the Taco Bell you left in your car two days ago and shamelessly ate for breakfast—and unlike that sketchy cheesy beef and rice burrito, it's better than ever! Monsters of Murka is a rip-roaring adventure for Dungeons & Dragons, taking players through a high-fantasy parody of America, with everything from Freedom Dragons and Gunchucks to Shopping Mauls and Furry Druids.
The trilogy contains over 800 pages of content, including:
45+ New Subclasses
260+ Items & Equipment
120+ Monsters & NPCs
75+ New Spells (including two new schools of magic: Gourmomancy and Economancy)
Dozens of new feats, backgrounds, subraces, boons, and other player options!
It's Time to Make Some Amendments
We're bringing an unbelievable amount of brand-new content and updates to all three books in this updated edition, while also reworking much of them from the ground up.
The Ratified & Radified edition updates the originalthreebooks, redesigning many of the subclasses, items, and monsters, and introduces tons of completely new content. It collects all three books, offering them individually, or bundled together at a discount. All physical bundles will ship in a brand-new box set, looking GORGEOUS on your shelf!
Monsters of Murka:Ratified & Radified represents a complete overhaul of the content in the original books. You'll find everything from balance changes to full-on subclass redesigns to all new content. We've made over 2,000 updates, changes, and additions—you should see our patchnotes spreadsheet, it looks like a CVS receipt.
We've rewritten large sections of content for accuracy, balance, clarity, and comedy (we've punched-up so many of the jokes that my knuckles are sore).
We've added new artwork to sections that felt like they needed it, and updated a number of art pieces that we felt could be better quality.
We've added all-new content, some of which is content we always intended on including but had to cut for space (Portable Hole Foods, my beloved), while others are brand new ideas that felt like natural inclusions (how did we miss making Gordon Ramsbane a full-on character in Restaurants & Retail? What were we thinking?!).
We've finally collected the books into a trilogy box set, with a shiny new slipcase (shout out to every single convention-goer who told us we needed to do this—turns out, you were right)!
Note: All art and text on this page and in the books is completely handcrafted; Action Fiction doesn't use AI/LLMs for any of its creative endeavors. All the glory of the Monsters of Murka series is unsullied by filthy robot hands.
