I hearby pledge to adopt a teen mimic. I understand as the adoptive parent that I must be fair, but firm with my teen mimic. Teen mimics are often moody, surly, and can lash out without thinking. I also understand that Hrothgar's Hoard is not responsible for damage done to pet mice, hamsters, cats, small dogs, wandering minstrals, barbarian thieves, or other creatures big and small. I will provide them with ample dice to feed upon and commit to buying as many dice as needed to keep them satisfied.