It's the Summer of 2024 and you're in the UK visiting friends and sightseeing. You keep your phone off and in the bottom of your bag - you're on holiday, after all - but you start to overhear reports of a strange illness spreading through the towns and cities. One person said they saw a strange globular thing the size of a house. Another noticed a penchant for soft furnishings - the more cushions on your sofa, the more likely you were to disappear. What is going on? You have no idea but you decide to take a tent with you on your next day trip, just in case.