Pins too bulky? No room on your bag or board? Cool! Pick up a hardy, resilient 2" vinyl sticker of your BIRD CRIME of choice instead. Slap these bad boys on water bottles, totes, craft boxes, or anywhere else where they can be seen - and used to shame - your criminal. When I say these things are insane, I mean it. They do not die or fall off. I run them through a commercial chemical dishwasher on my emotional support protein shake bottle like, twice a week.

Not enough criminals? Add another pin here!

These guys are free after a certain stretch, but, if you want more, pick them up here! These 4x4 mini sticker sheets feature a flock of feathered criminals doing bird crimes, a perfect size to fill in gaps or adorn phone cases and small plastic storage.

CHECK HERE FOR ALL LITTLE SHITS OPTIONS (THERE ARE THREE SETS): https://imgur.com/a/l8iHrMq Pick five LITTLE SHITS 1" vinyl stickers to add to your criminals. Fill out your choices, or answer "just fuck me up" (with at least SOME preferences) and leave your fate up to Ken. You can mix and match your choices between LITTLE SHITS sets!

CLICK HERE FOR ALL LITTLE SHITS OPTIONS (THERE ARE 3 SETS): https://imgur.com/a/l8iHrMq Is five little shits not enough for you? Cool! Get ten for an even lower price. Pick your 1" vinyl stickers off of the chart when filling out your survey, or answer "just fuck me up" for a random assortment! You can mix and match your selection between LITTLE SHITS sets!

Is BIRD CRIMES not covering your bird of choice? Not scratching that unquenchable bird itch? Maybe that's the case, but maybe you're one of THOSE bird people. You know, one of them that can never have enough. Maybe you'd like to share the love with some of your own flock, or maybe you just want to line them all up on the bottom edge of your RAV4 windshield like the world's most puzzling stick figure family. They're waterproof, you know. You could do it, if you really wanted to. Get all 88 LITTLE SHITS stickers from a single set with this option. Pick from BIRDS 1, BIRDS 2 or MAMMALS THAT AREN'T DOGS. Specify what you're after in your survey! *For stock management reasons, substitutions are not available. Please see other LITTLE SHITS options for custom assortments.