Join us in Centreville and explore the myth of 50's American Exceptionalism through this Government Approved* divination deck, now with an additional set of cards to explore the missing representation of the deck!
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With the Hot Housewives Tarot, you get the chance to use a Government Approved* tarot deck to do your own fortune telling!
How will your math test go next week, Johnny?
Or will he ask you out to prom, Mindy?
Will your husband finally buckle under the pressure and get you that great new washing machine, Laura?
With this 98-card divinatory deck of cards and the instruction manual, you'll be wowing your friends with portents of the future in no time!
We've changed out the un-American ideas to proper American ones, so you don't have to fret about your strange ideas. No kings or queens here, just proper, nuclear families. And those old suits? No, we have the good American ideals of Baseball, Future, Pies, and Bombs!
Welcome to Centreville, where we're all trying new things. But not too new!
New Booster Pack
We're also bringing a Missing America replacement booster for the Hot Housewives Tarot deck with this campaign. With 18 cards, it offers you queer, disabled, Black, Hispanic, Asian, and Indigenous peoples to replace your 16 Family cards for the four suits, as well as the Lovers and World major arcana cards. Even as America wanted to pretend it was a beautiful, white nation, that was never the truth.
And if you place a $2 reservation now, you'll get a gingham drawstring bag for your deck! So don't wait too long, this offer won't be on the table after launch!
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