An ebook copy of the book, in either .pdf or .epub formats.

Another copy of the paperback! Give a copy away, throw it in the river, eat it, whatever you like!

Dimensions to come

Dimensions to come

4 die-cut, water resistant stickers. High quality, perfect for your water bottle, computer, or face!

Make me post something on socials! This includes bluesky, tumblr, and instagram (via the castlestation account). Obviously it can't be transphobic, homophobic, or pro-republican nazi bullshit. Otherwise, if it won't get me arrested, anything goes!

Make me say something! Between a 30-60 second recording of your choice, in whatever voice you prefer. For examples of voices I can do, please check out trailer #2 or ask me for an example. I'm happy to provide. I'm especially good at monsters, Standard Register English, and French! As well as all the american and canadian ones. Same rules as the post apply, nothing that will get me arrested or is anti-marginalized groups. If you want me to scream fuck nazis i will do so will glee.

The six-pack of stickers! Includes all available die-cut stickers.