You're a cow. But not just any cow. You're bright, eloquent, and, frankly, wasted in this field. Your goal is to escape, infiltrate society, and ultimately get elected ruler of the country. Problem is, you're a cow, the farmer is watching you...

Ready to commit the paw-fect crime. In this TTRPG for one or more players, you will take on the role of canine criminals robbing from the rich to feed the strays.

In this solo/two-player journaling RPG, you explore an abandoned world, collecting unfamiliar items and using them to solve problems.