Got it đź‘Ś — here’s a Dungeon Crawler Carl Universe profile for Crawler Bender Bending RodrĂguez, written in the style of the LitRPG stat-screen + snarky humor that series is famous for:
đź“ś Crawler Profile: Bender Bending RodrĂguez
Name: Bender Bending RodrĂguez
Race: Robot (Technomantic Construct, Chaotic Neutral)
Class: Metal Bastard, Lv. 14
Subclass: Professional Bender / Semi-Functional Crawler Unit
Affiliation: Self. And sometimes booze.
Race: Robot (Technomantic Construct, Chaotic Neutral)
Class: Metal Bastard, Lv. 14
Subclass: Professional Bender / Semi-Functional Crawler Unit
Affiliation: Self. And sometimes booze.
đź“Š Stats
- Strength: 18 (+4 with beer-powered hydraulics)
- Dexterity: 7 (crawler tracks don’t exactly scream “nimble”)
- Constitution: 20 (literally built from industrial steel and petty spite)
- Intelligence: 12 (book smart? no. scam smart? yes.)
- Wisdom: 6 (would sell his own arm for two tokens and a cigar)
- Charisma: 22 (it’s the confidence; the voice helps too)
🎲 Traits & Skills
- Booze-Powered Core: Alcohol restores mana and morale. Water, however, causes system errors.
- Bend It Like Bender: Can bend steel beams, dungeon doors, rules of physics, and party contracts.
- Crawler Tracks of Doom: Gains advantage when rolling over loot piles, kobolds, and small children. Stealth checks fail automatically (clank clank clank).
- Sarcastic Taunt: Enemies within 30 ft. take psychic damage equal to Bender’s Charisma modifier whenever he opens his mouth.
- Loot Hog: Has a 90% chance to steal from the party’s share, then gaslight everyone into believing it was “taxes.”
🎠Personality
A chrome-plated rogue with the heart of… well, not gold, but probably tin. Bender is fueled by vice, greed, and the occasional desire to impress himself. He’ll betray you for a shiny trinket—but also save your life if it means you owe him beer.
⚔️ Dungeon Notes
- Synergy: Surprisingly effective tank if distracted with praise or alcohol.
- Weakness: Vulnerable to magnets, sobriety, and authority figures.
- Catchphrase: “Bite my shiny metal crawler!”
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