Seriously… thank you! 🥲

Because of YOU, Swearmints is officially funded with 18 hours to spare 🍬

We're a tiny little game studio. We don’t run huge ad campaigns. We don’t have a giant marketing budget (it's basically zero) or millions of followers. These games exist because people bring them to parties, share them with friends, and have actual human connections.

Whether you’ve been following us for years, found us through Pocketopia, played these at a convention, or randomly stumbled into this campaign for the first time today:

THANK YOU for helping make this happen ❤️

We truly cannot wait to manufacture these games and make all of you laugh so hard you pee (this is the company mission statement we just decided).

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The campaign still has almost a full day left, so we'll catch a few more stragglers as we come to the end (send those final reminders people!)

After that, we move into production mode:
✅ surveys
✅ finalizing files and custom content
✅ polishing the games once more
✅ manufacturing
✅ mailbox

We don't expect this to take nearly as long as a typical crowdfunding campaign, as the games are very close to finished already.

Let's just sit in this victory in silence...

ahhhhh...

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Ok that’s enough. NEW CHALLENGE.

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It goes without saying you absolutely DESTROYED the 90% challenge, which means:

✨ EVERYONE is already getting digital copies of both new games months early ✨

So let’s do one final unlock just for fun.

If we hit $4500 funded before the campaign ends, we’ll:

🍬 DOUBLE the size of the sticker pack
🍬 AND give it to ALL backers

We’re already like 1/5th of the way there. If everyone shares the campaign with even ONE person, we can probably pull this off before the clock runs out 👀

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🗳 FINAL POLL IS LIVE
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“Cringe” has officially been permanently enshrined inside Swearmints forever.

But now we’ve reached the FINAL bracket challenge… and unfortunately these may be the dumbest words yet.

Please. We are BEGGING you.

Do not make us put “Pookie” in this game.

Go vote while there’s still time to save us all👇

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I know everyone has a million things competing for their attention right now, so the fact that you actually showed up and pressed all the little buttons on your screen to help us get here means a lot.

This might just seem like a silly card game, but maybe sitting around making up ridiculous new swear words with your friends is exactly the kind of energy the world needs right now.

Congrats everyone 💚❤️💜💙