Dearest Gentle Citizens,

A pleasing update from the field.

The T-shirts are due to return within the week, and I am told they are looking rather good. I will, of course, conduct a full inspection. Thoroughly. For quality control.

Once they arrive, the final step is simple. The humans will send Moo to the printers, and from there things begin to move properly.

After that, copies of Moo will make their way out into the world and into the hands of our loyal supporters, where they can be put to their intended use.

We are approaching a very important moment.

Prepare yourselves accordingly.

Ermintrude MP
(Future Supreme Cow)