Citizens,

A glorious update from the field.

The books have arrived.

And I must say… they look absolutely moo-tiful.

The humans have been stacking boxes, checking orders, and making increasingly nervous noises about “logistics”, which I assume means fulfilment is close. Very close. In fact, fulfilment begins next week.

That means copies of Moo will soon begin making their way into the hands of our loyal supporters, where together we can continue the important work of infiltrating human society through tabletop role-playing games and light administrative panic.

I can feel it now.

Absolute power is within reach.

Or at the very least, regional influence and a strongly worded leaflet campaign.

Either way, history approaches.

With determined regards,
Ermintrude MP
(Future Supreme Cow)