This is the one. The special edition you've been not-so-patiently waiting for, complete with gold foil, stenciled edges, and a built-in bookmark so fancy it might start giving you legal advice. It's the kind of hardcover that'll make your other hardcovers nervous.

And because reading about Montana's questionable life choices should come with consequences for you as well, we're throwing in an Iron Brood patch temporary tattoo. Slap it on, ride into your kitchen like you own the place, and show your allegiance to Montana's motorcycle club. No actual initiation required, no actual motorcycle needed, and (mostly) no actual danger. Washes off before your boss notices.

*Shipping fees will be collected post-campaign in the Pledge Manager.