Hello everyone,

Thank you all for your patience. The first batch of deliveries is on its way! You will get a separate email from backerkit with your tracking number. If you haven't gotten one, don't worry, the rest will follow in a few days. I'm so terrified excited for everyone to get their hands on the book and delicious delicious merch! (don't eat it.)

Digital backers, I'll be releasing the epub files to you directly once the physical backers have begun to get their deliveries. So, sometimes within the next 6-9 days. So, sometime next week! I'm hoping for Friday so you can start your weekend right.

I shouldn't have to say this but please don't upload the epub anywhere!! The last thing I want is for this to be available on a pirate site before people have a chance to buy it on the retailer of your choice.

The book will be available for preorder through backerkit for the next couple of days, but once shipping is concluded, the preorder store will close! The book will release on amazon/itch/kobo/etc on June 1st for widespread retail. This is so you all get your special reward for being such awesome people and backing the book (which, by the way, is rated 4.7 stars on goodreads by arc readers??? Please leave a review there or on storygraph when you're done reading. It makes a huge difference.)

Thanks and WATCH THE MAIL!! WATCH IT LIKE A HAWK. DON'T LET YOUR EYES LEAVE THAT MAILBOX FOR EVEN A SINGLE SECOND. LIVE THERE. DIE THERE! THEN COME BACK TO LIFE AND READ THE BOOK OKAY BYEEEEEE