You're a cow. But not just any cow. You're bright, eloquent, and, frankly, wasted in this field. Your goal is to escape, infiltrate society, and ultimately get elected ruler of the country. Problem is, you're a cow, the farmer is watching you...

In this solo/two-player journaling RPG, you explore an abandoned world, collecting unfamiliar items and using them to solve problems.

You're a regular person who has made the acquaintance of a dangerous unnatural creature. Are you a friend, a lover, food, or something else? This solo tabletop role-playing game is a direct sequel to the award-winning Thousand Year Old Vampire!