Death Guaranteed Games bring you a zero-level funnel adventure for Dungeon Crawl Classics! A great introductory module for new players to DCC, but easily adapted to campaign play after the death of a beloved character. After all, it starts at a funeral.

A hilarious parody RPG Monster Manual, fully illustrated and cataloging terrifying creatures of middle-age. Face off against the dreaded Be-older, the Misplacer Beast, the Hobblin', and more!

This book is a numbered paragraph style adventure, but it incorporates a solo oracle, a simple roll to decide yes/no questions, and keywords to create persistent world.