If there are three things you can count on in life, they are death, taxes and... funny animal stories from a Dungeon Crawl Classics funnel!

"Send in the chicken to check for traps!" It's almost a staple of the funnel genre. Maybe it's a hog or a sheep, but the principle remains: at least one of those peasants probably has a farm animal, and pretty soon it becomes an important part of the funnel strategy.

We certainly didn't plan for this to be part of the funnel experience. But it just keeps happening. And players love it. So we accept it now!

With that in mind - what is YOUR favorite animal store from a 0-level funnel? I am sure there are some great stories out there. Tell us in the comments!!

For those who missed it - here is the latest video where the authors describe their funnels. Lou Hoefer, Stefan Surratt and Tim Snider all contributed to the Book of Funnels. You can hear their thoughts about the adventures they designed in this video!