Meet our first beast: the 12th-century apothecary boar. In the original manuscript, he was considered a walking pharmacy, so let's play a game: guess which of the four bizarre medical cures below is actually real. Drop your guess (A, B, C, or D) in the comments, and while you're at it, tell me what you want to name him. If you get this pin, I will laser-engrave your chosen name on the back—whether it's a historical Sus Medicus or just Barnaby. I’ll reveal the true medieval recipe tomorrow!