First things first... Thanks to all of you, we blasted past $1.5 MILLION, which means brand new printable in-universe recipe cards have been unlocked! Get those grills warmed up. Dad cuisine is officially on the menu.
Next Stop: $1.6 Million We're less than $20,000 away from our next stretch goal.
At $1.6 million, we'll unlock the Intern Subclass.
Because after everything Doug has done for the dads, it only felt right. Now YOU will be able to acquire a 6'2" corpse in about 15 seconds.
Roll Like a Dad Every dad deserves dice that match their particular brand of bad decisions.
Our friends at FanRoll Dice created four custom sets inspired by the dads:
šø Glenn Close - The dankest dice this side of Meth Bay. šŗ Darryl Wilson - Built around a real barrel inclusion. Coach approved. š³ Henry Oak - Crunchy on the outside. Crunchier on the inside.
š Ron Stampler - Contains a tiny pair of pants. Business casual, of course. Final Vote: Darryl's Mini
It's time to vote for Darryl's miniature pose!
Scroll to the bottom of this update and cast your vote. Your choice becomes the final sculpt!
Thanks again for an unbelievable week. Have a great weekend!
