What? I slept and when I woke, we're at 69%? Already?

Thank you all so so much!!

More memes?

Niek, texting Lucas: Dad! Help I’m being kidnapped
Lucas: Where are you?
Niek: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Lucas: I’ll call Alexander.
Alexander, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Lucas: Where’s Niek? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Alexander: Niek? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Alexander:
Alexander: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Alexander: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Niek: WHO ARE YOU?!

Alexander is cooking*
Lucas: Any chance that’s for me?
Alexander: It’s for Amir. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Zain: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Niek: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Alexander: The car takes a screenshot.
Lucas: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Amir: If you had to choose between Zain and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Lucas: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Zain: Lucas!
Amir: 63 cents.
Lucas: I'll take the money.
Zain: LUCAS!!!

Alexander: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Zain: Wasn't Daniele with you?
Daniele: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Daniele makes his appearance only in book 2 but the others are in book 1. I can't wait for you to share my love for these people. Except Alexander. He's an arsehole, but somehow, readers like him. I prefer Lucas, to be honest. 

Alexander does have his moments, though.

Let's hurry up and fund!

Rari (Niranjan)