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5 days ago

Project Update: 5 New Pins Unlocked: Get a Free Pony While it Lasts

"And deeper the crowd went into the BLUE HELL...."


First off, 5 new pins (6 if you count that MISSING ID has a blue and pink recolor) have been added to the campaign. I have added a "Bigger discount tier" that allows you to get nearly everything that is currently unlocked at a slightly cheaper price.

After opening questions, two kind folks got in touch with me to ask if it was possible to save a pet from BLUE HELL. At first I thought that was a ridiculous question. But then I got to thinking....What if we gave it a shot? What if we tried to find and save a pet from BLUE HELL? That being said, missions cost time, and time costs funding, so we'll only be picking one pet in the poll below to attempt saving.

I also have something else I want to offer you folks, free on the house.

"I'm offering a free digital grow your own pony kit to all backers."


It came to my attention the other day that many of you have no idea what a pony is. When I learned this I felt a dread in my soul. How could so many people not know about the wonders and joys of ponies? See, some of you believe that ponies are some sort of foul being, but I'm here to tell you ponies are nothing of the sort.



"Just look at their cute little false faces. Don't you just want to pet them?"


Ponies are the most intelligent beings to exist. Meeting a pony is a predetermined event. Even if you go out of your way to meet this creature, this event was planned out by the pony thousands of years before you were born. It’s said that every pony has a goal. That it acts in random ways to manipulate the universe itself, random values within the atoms. You do not own a pony. You do not trade a pony. A pony owns you.

So, when I say "I'm offering folks a free pony" it's more like I'm offering you all to get in line and be adopted by a pony.
I mean, these ponies are digital, sure, but even in their digital image form their intelligence is said to be beyond ours.

......I'm not sure how that works, but I'm not here to question that. I'm just here to offer you a free pony, and getting one is simple. To request a pony you must be a backer. Please post 1 to 3 colors you like, but know that not all colors might be used in the final pony.

These ponies won't be here forever. They have better things to do than trot around a line of admirers. The sooner you grab a pony the more likely you are to get one so get moving you understand?


"All ponies will be posed like this. Cute ain't it?"

If you post your digital pony on the greater internet, do me a favor pal, credit ZooCorp and this campaign with a link. Free pony for free advertising, it's called a win win. Please don't do anything weird like trade your pony for money. I respect a hustle but not like this, you understand?

As it is not possible to post an image in replies, I will be using an imgur link. If you live in a country where imgur is banned please request an imgur alternative be used for your pony.

Update: Yes these are still open. I'm at nearly 100 free ponies. My dedication to bringing the joy of ponies to others is vast. If you request a completely random pony, you will be guaranteed to get one, and you will get it sooner than others, but I do aim to try and deliver a pony to everyone who asks.
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