Remember those great Saturday morning cartoons? They're back – and you're the star. Be a panda, a postman, a possum, a pterodactyl . . . whatever you want!

What do YOU think you could get away with? Get your hands on Iron Circus' latest anthology project, where we ask the immortal question: What's the PERFECT CRIME?

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