Well, not all dogs. It's not their fault. But when they suck, they suck.

Sometimes we bred dogs to have little quirks that mean, given the wrong influences, they fall down a dark path of crime.

Our pets are our whole world. Sometimes, they're our career, and our life's work. Once in a lifetime, we'll fall in love with a breed. And, then, just when we think we've found "the one," the perfect breed, some numbnuts in a PetSmart walks by with one they got from the Amish and let it bite kids and pee on motorized scooters. And, then, you're the one who gets dirty looks.

Sometimes, as much as you love your dog, you're just, so, so damn tired of dogs.

Everyone already makes fun of us for our breeds of choice. We all pick our teams and talk shit. So, let's get ahead of the curve and roast our very own dogs.

Not every dog is right for everyone, and the sooner we talk about it, the sooner we have dogs who never end up behind bars.

This is a set of 11 1.75" hard enamel pins featuring controversial, problematic, purebred dogs. Let's show our fellow fugitive enablers some tough love: do you know what YOUR dog is up to?

DOG CRIMES is participating in Doggust. Back 3 or more Doggust projects for a Sleep Paralysis Demon Akita 1" dyed pin.

It's a KEN'S PIN HUSTLE project, so return backers get rewarded for their loyalty. Back DOG CRIMES to claim your WITNESS INTIMIDATION AKITA pin - on the house!