Vampire Farts - Fast Paced Card Game

Vampire Farts - Fast Paced Card Game

A fast and tense party game where you are a vampire who must eat a well-rounded meal to fart the most succulent fart imaginable.
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$6,600 🎉
of $2,000
124
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🗓 Estimated to ship by September 1, 2026

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This project is part of Card Games, running from May 7th – May 28th, 2026. Learn more

🎉 What We Made Together

Collaboration makes everything more fun.

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Vampire... Farts?














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How to Play



You can also watch this How to Play video.





Optionally, use the wood Vampire mins as character tokens. Stand them up when you are actively hunting victims, lay it down when you declare you are farting. The Small Party set of Vampires is a stretch (stench) goal. You can also add this mini (above) as an add-on. 
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Components

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Limited Edition



We are only making 300 of the special limited edition of Vampire Farts. It will have red foil titles. 
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Adults Only Deck



If you want to spice up your Vampire Farts, swap out cards from the Adult Only Deck. This is packed with victim cards of nefarious natures like Arms Dealers and Identity Thieves and more. You know, all the people you've always wanted to drain blood from and fart their residual nutrients. There are special cards that let you steal one victim from your rival and pair them up (romantically) before you feed on both for extra points. Just don't blood shart and go bust.
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Stretch Goals

No going back, even if people cancel their pledges, we still keep these unlocked once we hit them.


The Small Party set of wood minis by Marie Enger will be unlocked when we hit $7,000. These are optional game tokens that you can use to show you have farted (lay your figure down to mark your... fart).



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Play Testing



Vampire Farts has been play tested with industry professionals at conventions and shops like Gary Con and Games and Stuff. Many thanks to everyone who helped make this as fun and easy to play as possible. Credits: Andrew (Tiger Wizard) of Exalted Funeral and Epic Levels, Steve Albertson of Epic Levels, content creator Kassidy Norman, Jarret Crader if Space Penguin Ink, writer Santana Segriff, wrier and GM Brandon Welch, writer Thorin Thompson, my family, and more. 
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Shipping and Timeline

Shipping, taxes, and international VAT/duties will be charged after the campaign ends via the pledge manager. All international backers of shipments must provide all needed information for their country's taxes and fees including codes (example, Brazil needs a CPF code). Severed Books is not responsible for packages with missing information. You will be able to provide those codes and other information in the pledge manager. 

Estimated shipping

  • U.S. $6 to $8 depending on weight and number of add-on items
  • Canada, and Mexico $21 to $24 depending on weight and number of items - VAT taxes may apply
  • UK $35 depending on weight and number of items - VAT taxes will apply
  • EU $39 depending on weight and number of items - VAT taxes will apply
  • The rest of the world $45 depending on weight and number of items - VAT taxes may apply
  • Brazil $60 - sorry, shipping to Brazil has gotten out of control

Timeline

The game is fully designed and play tested. Once we are funded, we can get manufacturing done and should have the game in your hands by September 2026.
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What is Severed Books

Severed Books, owned and operated by founder Justin Sirois, publishes fiction, games, accessories, and RPG modules. Since 2012, we've published a lot of fiction, had a project optioned for TV/film, expanded into tabletop gaming, and have run over 50 successful crowdfunding campaigns. Our product line Small Party was nominated for an Ennie in 2025. Three projects that he managed have also won Ennies. 


At Severed, we take chances and experiment. We can take credit for the first indie RPG action figure (Mörk Borg), the first spinner rack made specifically for indie RPG zines, and the first Gelatinous Cube die. 

Collaborations include: Stockholm Kartell, Aaron Draplin (Draplin Design Company), the team behind The Spine of Night [Philip Gelatt and Morgan King], The Dead Milkmen with Andrew Ervin, Head Lopper's Andrew MacLean, Ax-Wielder Jon's Nick Pitarra, artist Mark Riddick, and meta horror legend Brian Evenson.

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