Hello crawlers! Apologies for how late and short today's update is, Gen Con prep is HEAVY! Don't worry we plan on dropping an extra update next week to make up for it.
I'm super busy but I still had time to grab the best silly image I've ever made:
REND NOOOOOOOOOO
Congrats to Water You Doing? for winning our last Sidequest poll! That one was REALLY close and I had absolutely no idea who was going win until the last minute.
This week's Slamming Sidequests are...
The Missing Boa
A prized possession, a neon green feather boa, has gone missing from Desperado club stripper Candybeak’s locker. Someone stole it from right under her nose, and she wants it back. After all, that’s her lucky charm for her scandalous Chicken Dance routine. A crawler with sticky fingers, a fellow dancer named Ohlala, and a drunken NPC named Error were all seen with the boa, but only one could have stolen it. Get it back to earn some free drinks.
Nightly Maintenance
Every night, undead swarm the Whoopsie Daisy funeral home, and the funeral director, Q.R., is tired of spending his nights defending his embalming fluid. He’s certain that his newly acquired good luck charm of a skull that sometimes oozes blood and is called the ‘Wakey Wakey Bones’ has absolutely nothing to do with this constant torrent of undead he’s been dealing with. That’s just a random coincidence.
