Ken Fiskorne
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24 days ago

Project Update: A boring, frustrating, and technical update

Good evening, gang!

My regular backers are probably getting this in quick succession with the DOG CRIMES campaign wrap. It is, also, probably, pretty clear to my regulars that the lack of anything genuinely funny in that one means I am so, so, goddamn tired.

It's not a good month over here, and I don't have anything objectively good to report about C3.

A couple things do have, actual, objective updates: the payment deadline on C3 pledges is up. If you did not contact me for an extension, your unpaid pledge has been cancelled. I won't be honoring any freebies or campaign prices unless you reached out to me during the correction window.

Next, I'm hoping to have retail stock up by mid September. I'll see what I can do, it's gonna be a busy as hell month and a half, but shit's gotta happen. My next task this weekend is to get all of the bracket 2 orders set aside, so I have accurate numbers for what's hitting the HUSTLE.

Right now KEN'S PIN HUSTLE should be done with summer hiatus and reopen somewhere around September 15th. C3 pins should be up at $10 each and ready to ship, along with $7.50 B-grades. There will also be the ever-popular random B-grade bundles - and, this time, there's enough variety you can make some requests! Fun. Ask and you shall receive a cursed handful of defective creatures.

If you backed for a Lioness or Axolotl pin, you have until September 1st to tell me how you'd like the defective pin situation resolved on your end. Otherwise, I'll toss you the defective pin plus a random government-assigned B-grade based entirely on vibes.

Speaking of defective creatures: yeah, that's not going great.

I'll save most of the bullshit for when the whole situation is over, but, long story short, we've been denied remakes on most designs by the factory.

This is kind of my limit with this situation. The excuse I was given was, in my finest French, a load of steaming bullshit, and should have been disproven by the 650+ photos sent to the factory to prove fault with the product. If they don't believe it, well, the cataloguing's already done, and I'm going to see what my bank thinks about me being charged for a defective order.

No matter how this shakes out, I will probably need to pay out of pocket to get the Axolotl, Lioness, and Owlbear pins remade at one of the other bright-eyed, bushy tailed factories I'm sampling for DOG CRIMES and ARCHETYPES. 

No more details or screenshots while the bank dispute is pending.

I'm tired. 

Anyways, go enter my cockatiel pin giveaway. It's free. Ends 9/5.



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