Good afternoon, criminals!

We're 5 days left on DOG CRIMES. I'd like to spur things a long a little bit, so, I'm gonna do something I've never done before.

CRIMES projects give me a little bit more wiggle room than other, experimental things. Their costs are pretty clearly set, they tend to sell well, and unlocking the right critter criminal often creates a cult of validation for specific owners or handlers.

Taking a little risk now barely puts me back, and means I might create a memorable moment selling at a convention or chatting with an online customer who never gets drier, cheekier stuff of their favorite.

This is my thanks for getting us this far in a slow season and economic slump. Take your pick - 13 total dogs are now 1.75" pin and 2" sticker options.

I'm happy with wherever we end up on this campaign. However, there's one more thing to unlock.

I promised you guys a $9k vote, and I'm not gonna flinch away from that.

If we can do something REALLY funny and somehow get CRIMES all the way up there in 5 days, I will add a 14th pin to the lineup.

We got a good amount of suggestions. Some funny, some that didn't understand the assignment, and some right to my Telegram DM's going "KEN, HOW DID YOU NOT THINK OF THIS ONE?" at 2 AM. We love variety. Everybody's so creative.

You guys have 3 days to vote on your $9k dog choice. Backers only. If you just wanna vote, toss DOG CRIMES $1 in the tip jar and sway the odds in your favor - you can always change your tier if you end up wanting to back for the winning dog in the race.