Helllooooo Crawlers! Happy Friday! 

Didn’t I tell you we’d get that dice deep dive update soon? 

Before we throw the bones, let’s check on our crawler stats.

37,126 Crawlers, we’re getting so close to that mystery mini…. And only a couple of weeks from finding out what it is too! Which reminds me. 

This hasn’t happened yet so we want to get ahead of it. The new book coming out is exciting but not everyone is ready to read or discuss it yet. 

Please keep any A Parade of Horribles chat to a minimum, we want this campaign to be a spoiler free zone since we’re getting tons of new crawlers every day. There’s lots of other places you can discuss spoilers so let’s keep them off the campaign page, thank you! 

Now on to the chowder and potatoes of this post— dice and dice accessories! 

Let’s take a tour of the wares, shall we? 

First, and most importantly, the Donut dice!

I believe the technical title is “Grand Champion, Breed Winner Regional, National Winner Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk’s Sparkling Dice Styled After The Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore.” But Princess Donut dice set fits better on the box. 

This is a 7 piece set of purple resin dice with glitter inclusions specifically chosen to mimic the purple gems on Donut's crown. The highest number on each die is replaced with the perfect fluffy face of Princess Donut herself. They’re absolutely gorgeous in person and sparkle in a very princess-like fashion when rolled. 

Next— Carl’s Enchanted Big Boi Boxers Dice! 

Pearlescent white resin to match the color and chic of a brand new set of heart covered undies, these dice are the best way to tell everyone exactly what’s in- er under, your pants! 

The highest number on these is replaced with the iconic heart boxers that everyone will be wearing at every convention for the foreseeable future. I’m also personally a big fan of all the numbers being inside hearts! That’s one of those details that looks so much sharper in resin than it does in acrylic. 

But what does the AI care about even more than Carl's Boxers? 

We all know, right? 

Check out the SMUSH dice! 

In memory of Ralph and in an appeasement to the AI these dice are also pearlescent, shimmering gold to offset that beautiful red smushy symbol. 

These are the perfect dice to roll when you’re paying the Daddy Tax. Check out that perfectly proportioned footprint, surrounded by the blood of some small critter, it’s enough to make an AI cry. And maybe gift you a loot box.

Baggage? 

How do your dice travel? The most common means of dice conveyance, according to our stats, is bags. But a regular bag is BORING. You can get a Crown Royal bag or use an old sock or....use a specially designed DCC dice bag to hold your special DCC dice. 

Our three bags are designed to honor Princess Donut, Carl, and, of course, Prepotente. 

Each of these bags measures at 210mm x 158mm, that’s slightly larger than 8x6 inches for the metrically challenged. 

These bags are bigger than the stupid little bag of chips they give you after you donate blood and we’re not even asking for any of your bodily fluids! 

Plus the dice themselves travel in luxury, each of these is lined in satin to complement the bag color. Pink for Donut, red for Carl, and a nice cream color for Pony. 

You could also transport loot, precious jewels, bugs if you’re brave. It's your bag. Go nuts.

Tray To See You!

And the piece de resistance, you don’t want to roll your dice across the table with no protection. That’s the quickest way to lose one of them. Or have your really good roll vetoed just because it bounced under the table! 

Not that I would know anything about that. 

The solution, of course, is the invention of the Dice Tray. A miniature gladiator arena of sorts where you can throw your dice with abandon, knowing they won’t get caught in a weird sticky spot on the table everyone is ignoring. 

The best energy to have when rolling dice is, of course, the intent to kill someone’s mother so it made perfect sense to make Samantha the face of the dice tray. (Get it?) 

Brown faux leather exterior, beautiful woman printed on the inside, and it’s magnetic so you can collapse it flat for easy storage and travel.

Thanks for joining us for this tour of dice and dice accessories! What should our next deep dive be about? Which dice will be your main set? 

I’m planning on using Donut’s but I might be a little biased. 🤭

Catch ya later Crawlers! 

-Rina/Zev 🐟

All images shown are of non-final samples and are subject to change.